so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
Magikarp used c o n s u m e
she looks so fucking pleased with herself
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw
Coyote riding public rail in Portland, OR (via)
Fuck u lookin at nigga can’t a coyote ride the fuckin bus anymore damn
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
boys are the stupidest creatures
watch this #important
Why would you do this to me
Dont you ever say i just walked away, i will always want you
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this