Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
She really did order pizza lmao
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
me and my tomodachi
omg i fucking love this
It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”
is this DIsney in HD
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek
thats a moray
meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions
Blue Monster would be a good name for a band.
You’re an idiot Hannibal